SANTA HO HO HO HO HO hohohohohohoho And what do you want for Christmas little Sam? SAM I want the Billy Gilman action figure SANTA What about you Suzie? SUZIE I want the Grand Old Opry nativity scene SANTA And what about you Cledus? CLEDUS Well Santa It's not what I want. It's what I want to give... It's Christmastime in Nashville for country singers one and all I'm going to give a right nutty party It's Cledus' Christmas Ball I sent out the invitations Heck I even rented out the hall And I've got a big SACK full of presents Male [CHORUS] Cledus' Christmas ball... Dolly Parton brought two JUGS (*wolf whistle*) Of wine everyone admired Montgomery Gentry spiked the eggnog Female [CHORUS] Chestnut's roasting on an open fire Somebody get Mark off of there Ah the twin fiddles are playing' And it's a sewingin' time for all YEE HAW Everybody's dancin' around Male [CHORUS] Cledus' Christmas ball HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO Shania'a under the mistletoe And that line was slap down the hall Boy I hope she enjoys kissin' Male [CHORUS] Cledus' Christmas ball Willie Nelson's homemade brownies Brought us all good cheer Garth retired early again [CHORUS] But he'll be back next year You can count on THAT The party's dyin' down now So