Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering if I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the metal with you Stuck in the metal with you Yes, I'm stuck in the metal with you And I'm wondering what is I could do It's so hard to keep this smile from my face Lose control and I'm all over the place Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the metal with you [Chorus:] Well, you started out with nothing And you're proud you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawling Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please" And I tried to make some sense of it all But I can see that it makes no sense at all Is it blue to go to sleep on the floor? 'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the metal with you [Repeat Chorus] Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering if I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am, stuck in the metal with you Yes, I'm stuck in the metal with you Here I am, here I am Stuck in the metal with you