Too Many Sandwiches

歌詞

Shopping spree for the family tree haven't seen your family tree In quite a while Too many sandwiches and wine Sherry stains down your best mans tie what a speech The band arrives the granny's cry Singers tongue's in the barmaids mouth what a voice Grandpa drunk a drop or two his heads still stuck in the portaloo What a man You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring and a man who sings the man who sings Made love to the barmaid twice and that's just tonight The blue rinsed hairs lift up their chairs the bands too loud They're off down stairs what a noise The bride and groom they dance their dance The singer mimes and there's still a chance the barmaid smiles You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring and a man who sings the man who sings Made love to the barmaid twice and that's just tonight You bought a sequin dress for your chicken breasts The disco's late and he's overpaid tonight You got a diamond ring and a man who sings the man who sings Made love to the barmaid twice Grandpa drunk a drop or two and his head's still stuck down the portaloo what a man The bride and groom they dance their dance the singer mimes there's still a chance tonight And the bar maid smiles