Damn

歌詞

Started of with dinner at a fancy new place Suckling dishes, mmm, tickle my taste Took me to quaintest romantic little bar Perfect gentleman treated me like a star We talked about everything from politics to cartoons He loves reading just like I do From Sidney Sheldon to Mills and Boon We danced a bit then talked some more It was a refreshing change to be with a man and feel this good Unheard of, he must be absolutely insane Encouraged me to talk, allowed me to use my brain He not keep looking at my ass or tits Instead spent the evening sharpening my wits He asked for my opinion, he admitted when I was right A rare combination, handsome and bright We walked to his car, he opened my door, shit No guy ever did that for me before We cruised to my place holding hands the whole ride And naturally I had to invite him inside We had a drink to celebrate a successful evening I swear I felt the earth shake when we kissed He was kissing my forehead, my nose While I fought desperately to get out of my clothes We made it to the bed, I gently took his member A delightful representation of the masculine gender I bided myself and guided it home And doggy then happily buried the bone Then shuttered, bucked, roll off and sighed (Aww) Happy, content, puffed up with pride Didn't uttered a word, made not even a sound Just left me up hanging no means to get down I said congratulations and gave him a pat You've set a new record 10 seconds flat He didn't seem to hear me just lay there in a heap He snores over 20, falling asleep, damn