Pluto I have some frightful news dear In the New York Times They've just reported you've been overthrown (aah ahh ahh) From your solar throne for good Pluto they say that you can't handle Your own gravity Well how can you overcome your body force To clear the path for your own orbit Now all the planets will gather around and have a thing for you They'll wrap their orbits warmly around you and send you off with love Chin up pluto the stars still want you and we down here do too You know what to do, just keep on keeping on Pluto I have some frightful news dear In the New York Times They've just reported you've been overthrown (aah ahh ahh) From your solar throne for good