It's so nice to have a man around the house Oh, so nice to have a man around my house Someone sweet who's glad he found you Who will put his arms around you And his kisses just astound you, it's so nice Oh, a house is just a house without a man He's the necessary evil in your plan Someone kind who knows you treasure, any simple little pleasure Like a full-length make-up to cover last year's blows It's so nice to have a man around the house It's so nice to have a man around the house Oh, so nice to have a man around the house Just a guy in [?] and slippers Who will share your breakfast keepers And will help you zip your zippers, it's so nice Oh, a house is just a house without a man He is the necessary evil in your plan Just a knight in shining armor who is something of a charmer Even though he maybe someone else's spouse It's so nice to have a man around the house It's so nice, just about the most important thing I can think of So put no one else above him, when you love him, really love him Though it's true, the one you'll wind up with a louse It's so nice to have a man around the house So nice, so nice