I got two feet, keeps me with the blues I gots two feet, keeps me with the blues Got nineteen corns, can't wear nar' pair shoes A peg-legged man, he's one lucky fool A peg-legged man, he's one lucky fool Only got one feet to hurt, he kicks that like a mule I can't walk, feets hurts me when I stand I can't walk around, my feets hurts me when I stand Got to take a lesson, learn to walk on my hands