Chalk Dust in the Style of the Brat

歌詞

Oh I say, well played sir Fifteen love Oh my goodness me, what a shot Thirty love Who could possibly return that backhand? Thirty fifteen These two boys really mean business today Forty - fifteen Out Out What! Out WHAT! The ball is out You gotta be kidding The ball is in; everyone could see that the ball is in Chalk dust everyone could see that there was chalk dust That ball was in by about a mile You people here goddamn senile Don't be noisy, there's a good chap You'll wake the linesman, she is having a nap. Screwball Call yourself an umpire You're a screwball Play on You're being rather naughty Kindly play on I won't play on till you change you're call you didn't even see the (beep beep) ball I come over here to play a (beep beep) game But you're blind geriatric to (beep beep) thing The ball is in, everyone could see that the ball's in Chalk dust, everyone could see that there's chalk dust I am awfully sorry but the ball was out I'd be jolly grateful if you didn't shout If you don't like it here well you shouldn't come Frankly sir You're a pain in the bum Moron, I want another umpire you're a moron Chalk dust, I wanna see my lawyer there was chalk dust You pick on me cause of who I am I am not playing on and I don't give a damn The ball wasn't out it's a goddamn lie I won't play on and I think I'm gonna cry.... Chalk dust I wanna see my daddy there was chalk dust Boring I'm gonna have to shoot you now You're boring I am sorry about this You tedious little brat I am sick of you The umpire strikes back (machine gun fire) Rat-a-tat-tat-tat Oh, You're the pits, you're scum man, you are not fit to be called a human being (machine gun fire) Rat-a-tat-tat-tat I was talking to myself. (dies) uhhhh......