Yeah I'm supposed to mow the grass today I'm supposed to fix the fence But with the sun beatin' down on me It's hard to make it make sense Half of me wants a cold beer Yeah, that's the cold hard truth And with a frigerator stocked full of 'em Tell me what's a boy to do I ain't even tryin' to fight, it's already been decided The sky and the mountains are blue Half of me wants a cold beer, and the other half does too Yeah I kinda need to wash my truck But hell I kinda don't care And I think ol' Alan Jackson said it best It's 5 o'clock somewhere Half of me wants a cold beer Yeah, that's the cold hard truth And with a frigerator stocked full of 'em Tell me what's a boy to do I ain't even tryin' to fight, it's already been decided The sky and the mountains are blue Half of me wants a cold beer, yeah the other half does too Yeah yeah, half of me wants a cold beer If I did what I should be doing, buddy, that would really ruin all the fun, yeah There's a world of bad decisions out there, but this ain't one 'Cause half of me wants a cold, cold beer Yeah, that's the cold hard truth, yeah it is And with a frigerator stocked full of 'em Tell me what's a boy to do I ain't even tryin' to fight, it's already been decided The sky and the mountains are blue Half of me wants a cold beer, and the other half does too Yeah half of me wants a cold, cold beer, the other half wants two (Woohoo) (That sounds good, but I can't tell if it's 'cause you're in it or not)