There is cause and effect There's a reason I'm so erect There's last night and there's today There's a reason you feel this way Is it my name? Don't miss the boat Barry, don't miss the plane I don't think I can make this scene again Why don't you love me? Is it my name? All the lies, all the truth, All the things that I offer you All the sights, all the sounds All the times that you turn me down Is it my name? My voice goes so high you would think I was gay But I play my guitar in such a man-cock way Why don't you love me? It is my name? You only love me for my machine