Skag trendy thought he new just what to do He was only seventeen and he was out screwing the brew He thought that parents were too old and teachers told him what to do He's master skag trendy n' he'd like to talk to you He told his mother what he was all about She didn't acknowledge the cry for help She just chucked him out Now he's broke sitting outside sitting on the floor Nothing else to think about except another score But before he gets this he has to go and steal something That's not something that he really wants to do But you see since his mother chucked him out She signed him off the brew I wish somebody would love him He doesn't have a hope I wish somebody would love him He doesn't have a home He'd like to speak to his old school friends But he needs ten pence for his phone He had a girlfriend she was very very very nice Walks by him now won't look at him twice She liked his dress sense and his cheeky cheeky grin But you see since he's been chucked out He's lost all of them he's got none So he writes another sad song he's got none So he writes another sad song he's got none So he writes another sad song he's got none So he writes another sad song I'm master skag trendy thought I knew just what to do I was only seventeen and I was out screwing the brew I thought that parents were too old and teachers told him what to do I'm master skag trendy and I'd like to talk to you I wish somebody would love me cos I don't have a home I wish somebody would love me cos I don't have a home I'd like to speak to my old school friends but I need ten pence for the phone One thing would happen to someone in this situation That is complete and utter social deterioration Should have clicked on when he was out pawning his playstation Just a young man looking for some variation He made a mistake he was looking for some variation He made a mistake he was looking for some variation He made a mistake he was looking for some variation He made a mistake he was looking for some variation