Haven't you heard? Daddy's gone crazy Haven't you heard? Mama is gone Here I stand with my finger on his doorbell My mind goes back to what I did last night You see I finally talked his wife into leaving him And I'm just here to convince my conscience that it's alright Well I can see my old friend sittin' there just starin' And his little boy's cryin' words, are welded in my mind "Haven't you heard? Daddy's gone crazy Haven't you heard? Mama is gone And either way, I am the loser And I've been crying all night long Mister, haven't you heard?" "Haven't you heard? Daddy's gone crazy Haven't you heard? Mama is gone And either way, I am the loser And I've been crying all night long Mister, haven't you heard?"