IN AN EMPTY ROOM OR A DOWNTOWN BAR ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, THERE'S NO PLACE TOO FAR YEAH, WHEREVER YOU ARE, YOU AND ME THICK AS THIEVES WELL, IT AIN'T ALWAYS PRETTY, SOMETIMES IT GOT ROUGH COULD HAVE THROWN THE TOWEL IN AND THROWN OUR HANDS UP SEEMS LIKE WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE THICK AS THIEVES TIME, TIME WON'T EVER DRAG US DOWN YOU, ME, US AIN'T LOOKING BACK OR TURNING AROUND IT'S CLASSIC BOY-MEETS-GIRL WITH OUR BACKS AGAINST THE WORLD YOU AND ME THICK AS THIEVES IN A WORLD WITHOUT FAITH YOU'RE WHAT I BELIEVE WHEN THEY'RE STACKING THE DECK YOU'RE THE CARD UP MY SLEEVE IN MY HOUR OF NEED YOU AND ME THICK AS THIEVES LIGHTS ARE ALL THAT'S LEFT BEHIND US NOW YOU, ME, US AIN'T LOOKING BACK OR TURNING AROUND IT'S CLASSIC BOY-MEETS-GIRL WITH OUR BACKS AGAINST THE WORLD YOU AND ME THICK AS THIEVES IF I ROBBED A BANK, YOU WOULDN'T CARE YOU'D COME SIT ON MY LAP IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR AND WHEN THEY'D FLIP THE SWITCH, WE'D JUST KISS I KNOW NOTHING'S GONNA STOP US NOW YOU, ME, US ON THE EDGE AND NEVER LOOKING DOWN OH, WHAT'S A BOY TO DO? IT'S CLASSIC ME AND YOU LUCKY YOU, LUCKY ME THICK AS THIEVES OH, THICK AS THIEVES OH, YEAH