Spoken When you're younger, you can eat what you like, drink what you like, and still climb in to your 26-inch-waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age- 24, 25- your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard. Shouted YOU FAT BASTARD! YOU FAT BASTARD! YOU FAT BASTARD! YOU FAT BASTARD! YOU FAT BASTARD! YOU FAT BASTARD! YOU FAT BASTARD!