Triplets

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Three little unexpected children simultaneously The doctor bought us in you can see That we'll be three forever and E, I, O You wouldn't know how agonizing being triplets can be Each one is individually the victim of that clinical day E, I, O Every summer we go away to Baden-Baden-Baden Every winter we come back home to Walla-Walla-Walla We do everything alike, we look alike, we dress alike We walk alike, we talk alike and what is more We hate each other very much We hate our folks We're sick of jokes about how hard it is to tell us apart If one of us gets the measles Then another one gets the measles Then all of gets the measles and mumps and croup How I wish I had a gun, a little gun It would be fun to shoot the other two and only be one Mrs. Hildendorfer loves to talk to Mrs. Goldenbasser Of the day she went to Sloane's and had her silly Willy Mrs. Hassencooper loves to talk to Mrs. Eldenspritzel Of her major operation when she had her twins But when mother comes along she silences the others She accomplished something that is very rare in mothers For example just to prove that she was more than ample She admits Lane Bryant thought That they were measuring a giant Dr. Heimerdanner almost lost his bedside manner On the day that he first slipped upon us three We do everything alike, we look alike, we dress alike We walk alike, we talk alike and what is more We hate each other very much We hate our folks We're sick of jokes on what an art it is to tell us apart We eat the same kind of vittles We drink from the same kind of bottles We sit in the same kind of high chair, high chair, high chair Momma says that we're a bore and what is more She didn't want to have us And we didn't want to have her, no more