everybody screamed when i kissed the teacher and they must have thought they dreamed when i kissed the teacher all my friends at school they had never seen the teacher blush he looked like a fool nearly petrified 'cos he was taken by surprise when i kissed the teacher couldn't quite believe his eyes when i kissed the teacher my whole class went wild as i held my breath the world stood still but then he just smiled i was in the seventh heaven when i kissed the teacher one of these days gonna tell him i dream of him every night one of these days gonna show him i care gonna teach him a lesson alright i was in a trance when i kissed the teacher suddenly i took the chance when i kissed the teacher leaning over me he was trying to explain the laws of geometry and i couldn't help it i just had to kiss the teacher one of these days gonna tell him i dream of him every night one of these days gonna show him i care gonna teach him a lesson alright what a crazy day when i kissed the teacher all my sense had flown away when i kissed the teacher my whole class went wild as i held my breath the world stood still but then he just smiled i was in the seventh heaven when i kissed the teacher (i wanna hug hug hug him) when i kissed the teacher (i wanna hug hug him) when i kissed the teacher (i wanna hug hug hug him) when i kissed the teacher (i wanna hug hug him) when i kissed the teacher (i wanna hug hug hug him)