Eminem: It's shit like this, I kick to these rich white kids Who just might see how fucked up this sick life is Whoops I did it again didn't I, my shit's Harder to figure out, than what Britneys' tit size is (Wooooo) I probably pissed you off again, didn't I bitch? (So what) You and Christina Gaguilera, kiss my grits You know how many shits I give, I wish I did So I could quit givin' these twisted little kids ideas This just in, Britney just dissed Justin She just fucked Ben, got tit fucked and dick sucked him If Affleck can get his ass licked, how come I can't, shit God damn bitch, I'm rich, I can't understand this Are those pictures I made of us, together on the internet As close as I'm ever gonna get, to hittin' it from the back Shit, when it comes to that, I hit it harder from the back Than Everlast, when he's pluggin' Lethal in his fuckin' ass Just gimme one more chance, Britney hit me one more time Let me know what's on your mind, Whitney give me one more line To sniff, you fuckers know what time it is Fuck your jewelery, my records almost diamond bitch What's goin' on in the world today People fightin', feudin', lootin', it's OK Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll Tell 'em Dre (It ain't nuttin' but music) What's goin' on in the world today People fightin', feudin', lootin', it's OK Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll Tell 'em Dre (It ain't nuttin' but music) Bizarre: Eminem doesn't like *NSYNC, well I do So fuck him, and the Backstreet Boys too (Yea I said it) Whatever happened to the cast of Diff'rent Strokes Gary'sbroke, Toddsnorted coke, and Danaoverdosed (Aww) I got two little boys with me Michael Jackson sent two helicopters to get me (Hee-hee) I'm up early with my hair curly Me and Mr. Furley, fuckin' Lavern and Shirley Kuniva: A lot of rappers are livin' in la la land That's why I let my dogs out on the Baha Men *woof woof woof* As bad as the life I had, I'm not mad And I don't need to be a jackass, to beat up my dad *punch punch punch* My whole family's country My grandmothers old-fashioned, she keeps askin' me why I rap with a honky But granny I'm a flunky, I could be a junkie I could be hangin' with the hoochies out at the club scene Kon Artis So all the independent women in the house (house) Show us your tits and shut your motherfuckin' mouths Proof Robert Downey, Bobby Brownie, Whitney Houston, the shit shes usin' Jesse Jackson, reverend scandals, got George Michael, Tevin Campbell Pee-wee Hermans, peep show places, public restrooms, beat those cases What's goin' on in the world today People fightin', feudin', lootin', it's OK Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll Tell 'em Dre (It ain't nuttin' but music) What's goin' on in the world today People fightin', feudin', lootin', it's OK Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll Tell 'em Dre (It ain't nuttin' but music) Swifty Your mom and dad probably mad at us (for what?) We done turned their kids into little body snatchers They like where I'm from (uh huh), we don't bite our tongue (yea) Are you sure you want niggas 21 to carry guns (blah blah blah) It's sad but I'm glad that I'm made to rhyme When you work, you ain't gettin' paid for that overtime (damn) It's only music, media know it, but they blind (that's right) I ain't in your life so stay the hell up outta mine (nigga) And you'rethe reason why Princess Dianaended up dyin' You people get offended, I don't care, stop cryin' Tryin' to get us to leave, 'cuz what we say just ain't playin But holdin' back from what I say just ain't me Kon Artis Now what's these parents so mad for (Your music is bad for) For teenage kids who drink more Than Ted Dansonof Cheers, Carson drinks beers We all fart and piss and cuss out our bitch (shut up) Poor or rich, I still do the same old shit I don't jump in front of a camera and say no shit So when they ask me about my sarcastic-ness I just slap them, turn around and ask them this What's goin' on in the world today People fightin', feudin', lootin', it's OK Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll Tell 'em Dre (It ain't nuttin' but music) What's goin' on in the world today People fightin', feudin', lootin', it's OK Let it go, let it flow, let the good times roll Tell 'em Dre (It ain't nuttin' but music) Kuniva: Look for that new D12 R&B Album coming soon Straight R&B, Straight R&B, Straight R&B