Well now the beach be one of the best things we've got Because its not what you have on But what you have not No more silly clothes for you No more shoe no necktie too And the beach be one of the best things we got Well now the beach be one of the best things there be Well a fashion show is there for you to see See whose bum you like the best See whose got a hairy chest And the beach be one of the best things there be (Okay start up the car) Goin to the beach get started (2x) I say the beach be one of the best place to go I say the beach be one of the best things I know Cruddy sugar lemonade But I love people when they're on parade Well the beach be one of the best things I know (So start up the car) We're goin to the beach get started (2x) I said the beach be one of the best things we got Where its not what you have on But what you have not And I want that stink And I want that sweat In fact the beach be better than? The beach be one of the best things we got Where its not what you have on But what you have not Cruddy sugar lemonade But I love people when they're on parade