Ninjas

歌詞

Damn I wish I could be a shogun samuri so I could swing the sword and make your necks fly I'd go to school and ninja crawl through the halls and then I'd jump out and stab bitches in the balls 'cause I remember these kids from the playground everybody hanged around,we were all down but then we grew up and everybody turned away and now they dissin' me yellin' FUCK NERDY J! I'd sit and think how it would change as I got older as I think I'd draw a ninja on my folder what I would do if I only had a ninja sword you'd see blood start flingin' on the chalkboard I'd tell the whole class "nobody move a jiggle first one that do I'll make your fuckin' neck wiggle" everyone will start jockin',the news would take my picture damn I wish I could be a ninja (Chorus) Damn I wish I could be a ninja(ninja)(x3) Damn I wish I could see people up on it After I was done killing all the yucky FUCKS! all the poor kids would swing from my NUTS! and I would walk home feelin' like a samuri I'd walk in the house and see my mamma cry I'd ask "why"?she'd point to my drunk pops he tried to hit her again but that shit stops I'd kick him in his throat,you'd here his neck break I'd throw a round house and knock his beard off his face I'd tell him "dad,now look at all the broken glass why don'you pick it all up and stick it in your ass" I'd watch him do it,now hurry up you take forever when he was done,I'd squeeze his buttcheeks together now get the fuck out my house,never come back I'd throw a chinese star and stick him in his ass crack(screams) I'd talk to my mother,"I'm sorry daddy hitcha" damn I wish I could be a ninja. (Chorus) If I could be a ninja,my dad'll be dead but I sill gotta go to work and pay the rent I flip french fries,for $2.25 Mr.Donny works here,he's fuckin' 45! but he think he the shit 'cause he the boss I guess he don't know that his life is a loss I'd walk in about 5 minutes late (man screaming)'cause I was trying to clean the blood off my ninja blade so Mr.Donny want to try to get up in my face screamin' at me,sweatin' over this place mad 'cause I'm late,he's no better than me JUST ANOTHER BITCH WORKIN' FOR NEXTS TO FREE! I thought about takin' my ninja steel and cutin' up his body and fry him on the grill but he's too fuckin' wack and I could kill this bitch and I don't even need to be a ninja (chorus)(x7) [violent J] yeah yeah I'm a ninja yeah FUCK THAT,I'M A WICKED CLOWN BITCH! HA HA HA HA!