My cardboard face looks out of place Among all those plastic plates My Brillianteen sure adds that sheen But I can't believe my fate I mean all this dressing up is a travesty It's costing all my bread and I ain't no Red Indian Chief It's getting somehow (?) and really embarrassingly I wanna dance to Honaloochie Boogie yeah Get in time, don't worry 'bout the shirt shine Honaloochie Boogie, you sure started something And the Kings are dying The Queens are crying And the Princes now stake their claim Then you became the rebels reign And the wise men slag in vain Now I feel like I'm in a REock 'N Roll war Some kind of mathematical jive competition The trouble is allk I can think about is getting a gig somewhere I wanna dance to Honaloochie Boogie yeah Get in time, don't worry 'bout the shirt shine Honaloochie Boogie, you sure started something I wanna dance to Honaloochie Boogie yeah Get in time, don't worry 'bout the shirt shine Honaloochie Boogie, you sure started something I wanna dance to Honaloochie Boogie yeah Get in time, don't worry 'bout the shirt shine Honaloochie Boogie, you sure started something