I'm a two pack a day man smoke like a fiend Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine I can't breath in the morning till I get myself a cigarette lit I say dad blame anything a man can't quit I'm a brand new newly-wed married again nine times previous and this makes ten I ought to be kicked so hard till I can hardly walk around or sit I say dad blame anything a man can't quit Still I keep it up keep it up and do it all the time Every now and then I make up my mind To give it up give it up throw it away I usually change my mind later on up in the day I'm a two pack a day man... I keep it up keep it up and do it all the time... I'm a two pack a day man...