My room came alive, my dog just died, stacked 13 pennies in his eyes I stared at the wall, it stared back at me Started to breath and then it started to bleed The moon cracked open and it started to flow And my future was exposed The gods gave me my own TV show and they called it Transylvania 90210 I had a plastic casket with candy bones inside I put the skeleton together and it came to life He said that I looked bored, he took a knife from the drawer He said kill for me, what are you waiting for? The moon cracked open and it started to flow And my future was exposed The gods gave me my own TV show and they called it Transylvania 90210 The moon cracked open and it started to flow And my future was exposed The gods gave me my own TV show and they called it Transylvania 90210 Transylvania 90210 Tranyslvania 90210 Transylvania 90210