I Heard the Voice of a Porkchop

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I ain't had no use for a chicken Since way back yonder last spring For a chicken tried to peck me 'Cause I stepped on his wing Oh chicken caused me to go to jail I don't let no chicken do that I would have stole every hen she had But I found out they was fat I was walking down the street today Just as hungry as I could be I walked right in a swell cafe This is what they said to me Hey won't you have some chicken Oh no I'll have some beef Every time a man refuse chicken Yeah he have to pay before he eat I heard the voice of a pork chop say Come unto me and rest You can talk about liver stew and beans But I know what's the best There's pork chops veal chops ham and eggs Turkey stuffed and dressed I heard the voice of a pork chop say Come unto me and rest Well I walked and I walked and I walked and I walked 'Til I stopped to rest my feet I lay down beside of a great big tree And I soon was fast asleep I dreamed I was sittin' in a swell cafe Just as hungry as a bear My stomach sent a telegram to my throat There's a wreck on the road somewhere I heard the voice of a pork chop say Come unto me and rest You can talk about liver stew and beans But I know what's the best There's pork chops veal chops ham and eggs Turkey stuffed and dressed Heard the voice of a pork chop say Come unto me and rest