If I crossed off all the girls with names ending with "-leigh" There'd be no one left in Texas It's getting hard here to survive 'Cause every day, they multiply So I guess I'll move to Memphis 'Cause I'm running out of choices And they trample me like horses Got me crawling on my knees Mom and Dad thought she was perfect Probably named her that on purpose Knowing she would come for me Hey, Leigh Please leave me alone I can't believe the way you bitch and moan About how much I drink, and who I've been banging, and won't pick up the phone Hey, Leigh Please leave Leave me alone All my friends just roll their eyes When I say I don't have a type Maybe I'm just bad at spelling I dot my "T"s and cross my "I"s And for a second, she looks nice 'Til she's throwing shit and yelling I hate the way she's got me begging Hey, Leigh Please leave me alone I can't believe the way you bitch and moan About how much I drink, and who I've been banging, and won't pick up the phone Hey, Leigh Please leave Leave me alone Baleigh, Haleigh, Amy, and Kaleigh, somebody save me Ryleigh, Kyleigh, fuck me up, Mileigh, they think it might be love Haleigh, Baleigh, Amy, and Kaleigh, somebody save me And Ryleigh, Kyleigh, fuck me up, Mileigh, they think it might be love Hey, Leigh Please leave me alone 'Cause I can't believe the way you bitch and moan About how much I drink, and who I've been banging, and won't pick up the phone Hey, Leigh Please leave Hey, Leigh Please, leave Leave me alone