Another high-rise on the outskirts Makin' all that hard hat noise They got the concrete creepin' like a cottonmouth sneakin' too close for a good ol' boy They turned a two to a four to a six lane Turnin' barbed wire into walls I'm just a cold beer drinkin' redneck, but I'm thinkin' I might know a way to fix it all I'd take a wreckin' ball and knock it all down Turn every too big city to a small town Put all them slicks in the sticks Yeah, it might sound kinda funny What if everybody got a dog and a truck and some farmland Rifle by the bed and a Bible on the nightstand? If it was up to me I'd make the whole damn country country I'm talkin' suppertime growin' in the backyard Mandatory porch rockin' chairs Make everybody work hard for their money so Nobody goes and robs somebody for theirs Saturday night, burn the fire like a sip off the shine Sunday, sing a hymn, catch a brim on the line Every map would be a bunch of dots If it was my redneck ass callin' the shots I'd take a wreckin' ball and knock it all down Turn every too big city to a small town Put all them slicks in the sticks Yeah, it might sound kinda funny What if everybody got a dog and a truck and some farmland Rifle by the bed and a Bible on the nightstand? If it was up to me I'd make the whole damn country country Next time you lock your doors Or when you gotta drive half an hour out of town to see a star up in the sky Sittin' in traffic, catching hell from your boss Tell me we wouldn't be better off I'd take a wreckin' ball and knock it all down Turn every too big city to a small town Put all them slicks in the sticks Yeah, it might sound kinda funny But what if everybody got a dog and a truck and some farmland Rifle by the bed and a Bible on the nightstand? If it was up to me I'd make the whole damn country country