If you're lookin' for a drink, if you're lookin' for a dance If you're lookin' for a wreck in your Friday night plans Lookin' for your name in a heart on the wall Lookin' for a number you ain't ever gonna call again I got ya, I'll type it in But, baby, if you're looking for A sure bet, smooth ride Dogs-come-and-meet-him- at-the-door-every-night Kinda right man at the right time Change your last name while the church bells chime A soft place to land, arms you can trust I ain't a bettin' man but, baby, if I was Honestly, I wouldn't put my money on me Gotta know when it's golden, gotta know when to fold 'em Never count on a heart like mine 'Cause I'm an up-in-the-air swinging ferris wheel chair Might end up stuck in the sky again So I don't wanna waste your time If what you're tryin' to find tonight is A sure bet, smooth ride Dogs-come-and-meet-him- at-the-door-every-night Kinda right man at the right time Change your last name while the church bells chime A soft place to land, arms you can trust I ain't a bettin' man but, baby, if I was Honestly, I wouldn't put my money on me To be there in the morning Anything more than a short memory If that's what you need we can leave But, baby, if you're looking for A sure bet, smooth ride Dogs-come-and-meet-him- at-the-door-every-night Kinda right man at the right time Change your last name while the church bells chime A soft place to land, arms you can trust I ain't a bettin' man but, baby, if I was Man, honestly, I wouldn't put my money on me I wouldn't put my money on me