Three Little Pigs

歌詞

You know you supposed to be sleep, right? And you gettin' too old for these bedtime stories too But aight, I'ma read you a story But you gotta make a deal with me though After I read you this, you goin' to bed That's the deal, alright So this story right here is called "The Three Little Pigs" So there were three little pigs, they was all grown up And they were drinkin' some hot coffee, and eatin' donuts It was a beautiful sunny day, some real perfect weather And the pigs was dressed the same 'cause they all worked together And their job ain't really easy, and they work is kinda scary So they all got water guns, that's they favorite thing to carry And they'll squirt you more than once if they think it's necessary But we'll talk about that later, let's get back to the story Deep inside the forest was a family of wolves in a pack Even though they had sharp teeth and they were black Ain't really mean that they'll attack, just means that they were trapped Because the color of they fur made some believe that they was bad, now I know that sounds sad, but ain't nodody care 'cause The problem with the wolves is they were never treated fair and No matter where they go, only one thing is clear That as long as you're a wolf, the pigs gon' be scared so The forest and the town were separated And if the wolves wanted to come around, they hesitated 'Cause they knew they wasn't welcome there, so every they roamed They always said a prayer in hopes that they could make it home The night was gettin' cold and all the food was runnin' low And then right here is a picture of some pots on the stove Some empty cabinets, some old bread with the mold (Let me flip the page real quick) Then one of the wolves said they gon' drive up to the store And so he hopped inside his car, and before he cranked the key He put his seatbelt on and buckled up to be as safe can be Followed every traffic rule on the way from A to Z And then he went to- man, let me- let me skip to the good part So after he bought some groceries and he was done for good And he put the food inside his trunk as fast as he could Then he started drivin' perfectly and headed towards the woods Until he seen the pigs' car and knew this probably wasn't good The pigs on the prowl Started speedin' up and yellin' loud, "Pull over right now Turn the car off and throw the keys on the ground And step out, and get on your knees and don't even make a sound" The wolf said, "Wow" (Wow), "how is this allowed? I got my license, registration, why you tryna take me down?" And he was real scared 'cause he knew what the pigs about So he refused to get out and started speedin' to his house Then he pulled up, hopped out, almost fell down But ran inside the front door, that's when he locked the pigs out Then the pigs screamed loud, "Get up out this house now Or I'ma huff, I'm puff, I'ma blow this house down" (Down) And now they got the house surrounded Pointin' all their water guns, 'bout to shoot some water rounds Kicked the door down and all they heard was water sounds That's what happens when the pigs fear you So here's the moral of the story with a clear view No matter who you with or where you're at, or where to There's always gon' be three little pigs livin' near you Good night, buddy