Your ex-friend's sister met someone at a club and he kissed her Turns out it was that guy you hooked up with ages ago, some wannabe Z-lister And all the outfits were terrible 2003 unbearable Did you see the photos? No, I didn't but thanks though I'm so in love that I might stop breathing Drew a map on your bedroom ceiling No, I didn't see the news 'Cause we were somewhere else Stumble down pretend alleyways Cheap wine, make believe it's champagne I was taken by the view Like we were in Paris Like we were somewhere else Like we were in Paris, oh We were somewhere else Privacy sign on the door And on my page and on the whole world Romance is not dead If you keep it just yours Levitate above all the messes made Sit quiet by my side in the shade And not the kind that's thrown I mean the kind under where a tree has grown I'm so in love that I might stop breathing Drew a map on your bedroom ceiling No, I didn't see the news 'Cause we were somewhere else Stumble down pretend alleyways Cheap wine, make believe it's champagne I was taken by the view Like we were in Paris Like we were somewhere else Like we were in Paris, oh We were somewhere else I want to brainwash you into loving me forever I want to transport you to somewhere the culture's clever Confess my truth in swooping, sloping, cursive letters Let the only flashing lights Be the tower at midnight In my mind We drew a map on your bedroom ceiling No, I didn't see the news 'Cause we were somewhere else In an alleyway Drinking champagne 'Cause we were in Paris Yes, we were somewhere else My love, we were in Paris Yes, we were somewhere else