Now I'm gonna watch T.V. all day Now I've got the chance to throw my life away I'm gonna pray for a happy meal I won't cheat, I won't steal Thank you Pat Listen to the preacher with the frosted hair He says god is everywhere I've gotta laugh cause I can see He's fucking you but he won't fuck me No siree You cry and cry for human sacrifice The gift is that of giving when you give Your life to Christ Amen Amen we sing unto these hills Suburban T.V. crazies strung out on diet pills That's you Pat Now everybody in the neighborhood is gonna Love the man who was nailed to wood Useless martyrs need to die in the land Where only suckers cry Thank you Pat