Two ways to kill a lady (uh huh) The first way I don't wanna tell you about it here The second way to kill a lady (uh huh) Put it in her mind that she is full of fear First night I saw you baby (uh huh) You and me were alone in the room (uh huh) You stroked my back so softly All I could talk about was (oooh) (I hear you, I hear you baby, uh huh) You say you love me (I love you) Then you destroy the things I make You say you kiss me (I kiss you) Then you get angry when I break You say you're in there (I'm in there, baby) When I see you fallin' out When we go swimming (oooh) Then you're jumping all about First way to kill a lady (uh huh) Ain't so easy as you would think (oh no) Steal her shoes when she's a-sleepin' (uh huh) Take her alcohol when she's lazy (oooh) I kissed her the first time In my dreams and I thought that she wouldn't mind But it's not true She knows my name And what I do You say you love me (I love you) Then you destroy the things I make You say you kiss me (I kiss you) Then you get angry when I break You say you're in there (I'm in there, baby) When I see you fallin' out When we go swimming (oooh) Then you're jumping all about The first way to kill a lady I ain't lyin' and I don't mean maybe Just put soul on the radio And put those hip-hop guys Showin' their underpants y'know It's my dream (my dream) My fantasy Don't take it away from me You know what it means to me You say you love me (I love you) Then you destroy the things I make You say you kiss me (I kiss you) Then you get angry when I break You say you're in there (I'm in there, baby) When I see you fallin' out When we go swimming (oooh) Then you're jumping all about (uh huh) Oh oh, kill a lady (uh huh) Not maybe, think I'm crazy? (oh no) Don't try it on your baby (uh huh) (uh huh) Oh oh, kill a lady (uh huh) Not maybe, think I'm crazy? (oh no) Don't try it on your baby (uh huh) (uh huh) (uh huh)