I love, a girl called Maria, Her name is Maria They call her Mari, Mari Mari, Mari, Maria. She loves a guy who's a maori A New Zealand maori Yes, he's a maori, maori Maori, maori, maori They sailed A kayak down the Murray A kayak down the Murray Down the Murray Murray, Murray, Murray. They love pasta marinara Pasta marinara They love their mari Mari, mari, marinara. They skipped Through a field of marigolds A field of marigolds A field of mari, Mari, mari, marigolds They said One day they would marry One day they would marry Yes they'd marry, Marry, marry, marry, marry. Sadly they DIED this afternoon CHA-CHA-CHA!