Down in the cellar with Dolly and Sue Smoking fags and feeling cool Talking to the guy who lives downstairs Walking around in ridiculous flares Back in the bushes, we find a cat Beat'm up with a baseball bat And grandma says we'll turn out bad And go straight to hell, just like dad But don't get your hopes up high The kid's allright Down in the cellar with Dolly and Sue Falling in love and feeling blue Flirting with the guy who lives downstairs And walking around in ridiculous flares Playing hooky, pretend we're sick Momma don't care if it's just a trick 'Cause she just wishes she never had Those kids from hell who drive her mad But don't get your hopes up high The kid's allright Now don't you think the kid's allright