T'ain't no use to keep your seat For you simply can't control your feet When Erastus plays his old kazoo Though he plays in just one key, It's a regular ol' down symphony When Erastus plays his old kazoo He goes and "Vo-do-dee-o, vo-do-dee-o, vo-do-dee-o" You can't stop singing "Oh-do-dee-o, oh-do-dee-o, oh-do-dee-o" Your ears keep ringing Ev-ery operatic star Throws away his whole darn repertoire When Erastus plays his old kazoo