Damp dress, don't stress, stick it in the hot-press Let me take you dancing at a nightclub Nice shirt, tight suit, lose the purple high-boot Shed a pound or two in the hot-tub He said he'd call over, but you knew he wouldn't make it And he said he'd made you happy, but I think you knew he faked it It was always on a plate and all he had to do was take it And he took it and he took it and he took it and he took it Took it and he took it and he took it and he took it Tell me that he's just hook-up because he's busy And he'll call me up again some night Tell me that he's flown away to Tokyo on business For the most important meeting of his life Tell me that he loves the piece of paper that I gave him When he kissed me on the lips last night And tell me that he thinks about me every single evening When he stumbles into bed beside his wife Great hat, cool flat, don't you have a cute cat A little boy, ginger, if you fancy There's nothing on the TV, take the paper, look and see I'll ring and book a table down at Nancy's You only see a movie if Johnny Depp is in it And you buy yourself a new dress, wear it once and then you bin it And you get your weekly ticket, but you know you'll never win it 'Cause he took it and he took it and he took it and he took it Took it and he took it and he took it and he took it Bring me toast and coffee every Sunday when I wake up And I'll love you 'til the end of time Let me wear your favourite yellow jumper when I want to And I'll never tell your friends it's mine Tell me that you meant the things you whispered to me sweetly When you kissed me on the lips last night And tell me that he thinks about me every single evening When he stumbles into bed beside his wife [Instrumental] Cut cash, don't dash, ooh, the silver looks flash Push your little buzzer on your night-line Cab late, why wait, never saw such luxury Give the boys a ring and tell them, white wine He said he'd call over, but you knew he wouldn't make it And he said he'd made you happy, but I think you knew he faked it It was always on a plate and all he had to do was take it And he took it and he took it and he took it and he took it Took it and he took it and he took it and he took it Bring me toast and coffee every Sunday when I wake up And I'll love you 'til the end of time Let me wear your favourite yellow jumper when I want to And I'll never tell your friends it's mine Tell me that you meant the things you whispered to me sweetly When you kissed me on the lips last night And tell me that he thinks about me every single evening When he stumbles into bed beside his wife Tell me that he thinks about me every single evening When he stumbles into bed beside his wife