Got a hair cut, took a shower, shaved and sprayed macho deodorant Put on your brand-new jogging suit Which cost a lot to your dad And you feel so fresh Daddy promised to borrow his Mersedes-Benz You're ready to show yourself To your friends Meet 'em and say "hello" Think "Ain't I a jolly good fellow" Then you see ugly longhaired dirt bags Which are farting, screaming and Smelling bad "Are they really that childish, they make me feel sick" Tell 'em to leave this modern place "You're such a big disgrace" "Don't you play your music here What's the noise ?" Now you'll Get Stoned Get Stoned Get Stoned, your ears are bleeding And you have become stone deaf Get stoned, and get again until the end 'Till you're stone dead So get stoned again See your jogging suit ripping apart Under it there is dirty black jeans Take another overdose of music Your hair's growing long and Your bored mind is getting crazy Get Stoned Get Stoned Get Stoned, your ears are bleeding And you have become stone deaf Get stoned, and get again until the end 'Till you're stone dead So get stoned again