There's a little dance, just in town It must be easy 'cause I've got it down They call it "Boot That Thing", man, Boot that Thing Now, you better stay at home 'n learn how to Boot that Thing A little red rooster, a big fat hen Had a fight this mornin', sayin', "We ain't no kin We oughta Boot that Thing, Hey, Boot that Thing Now, you better stay at home 'n learn how to Boot that Thing" The dog and the cat are no good friends The dog don't like 'cause the cat won't grin "You wanna Boot that Thing, Man, Boot that Thing Now, you better stay at home 'n learn how to Boot that Thing" Old Aunt Dinah, sick in the bed She sent for the doctor and the doctor said "You've gotta Boot that Thing, Oh, Boot that Thing Now, you'd better stay at home 'n learn how to Boot that Thing" (Oh, Boot that Thing) You wanna make a man - you love smile Shimmy half-an-hour, stop, and rest a while Then Boot that Thing, Oh, Boot that Thing Now, you'd better stay at home 'n learn how to Boot that Thing