WHY AM I? WHY AM I? WHY AM I STANDING IN A CLUB? WHY AM I? WHY AM I? WHY AM I STANDING IN A CLUB? I'M STANDING IN A CLUB I'M STANDING IN A CLUB SPENDING ALL MY CASH TRYING TO CHAT THESE BITCHES UP I'M STANDING IN A CLUB I'M STANDING IN A CLUB BUT THE DJ SUCKS SO WHY AM I IN A CLUB THE ROOM IS SO HOT THE GIRLS ARE SO NOT AND I CAN'T FIND MY FRIENDS IT'S THE HOT SPOT TONIGHT BUT SO WHAT I STILL CAN'T FIND MY FRIENDS THINK I'M ABOUT TO PUKE AND PASS OUT I WISH THAT THIS NIGHT WOULD END WHY AM I? WHY AM I? WHY AM I STANDING IN A CLUB? WHY AM I? WHY AM I? WHY AM I STANDING IN A CLUB? I'M STANDING IN A CLUB I'M STANDING IN A CLUB AND THE BLACK EYED PEAS AND P. DIDDY SAY "WHADDUP" I'M STANDING IN A CLUB I'M STANDING IN A CLUB THEN I'M ON MY KNEES IN THE BATHROOM THROWING UP MY GIRL IS AT HOME I'M HERE ON MY OWN I'M NOT LOOKING FOR ROMANCE BUT DOWN ON THE FLOOR SOME CHICK WHO'S HARDCORE IS TRYING TO GET IN MY PANTS BUT IF SHE'S NOT BLIND SHE MIGHT CHANGE HER MIND THE MOMENT SHE SEES ME DANCE!!! WHY AM I? WHY AM I? WHY AM I STANDING IN A CLUB? WHY AM I? WHY AM I? WHY AM I STANDING IN A CLUB? DJ, PLAY SOMETHING GOOD DJ, I WISH THAT YOU WOULD