Bears Don't Dig On Dancing

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Bears don't dig on dancin' They just don't dig it. Bears don't dig on dancin' Horses don't mind being ridden Dogs just love to do our biddin' Mice find mazes quite relaxin' Bubbles really cared for Michael Jackson But bears don't dig on dancing Budgies like to play with bells Lassie lifted kids from wells Elephants like shifting logs Dissection is fun for frogs But bears don't dig on dancing Wee canaries mining coal Ferrets bred to fit in holes Dogs take blind folk into town Kangaroos Jump Around. Bears are surprisingly disinterested in dancing. If you go into the woods today, You'd better go in disguise. If you go into the woods today, Prepare for a big surprise. Cos every bear that ever there was Will gather there for certain because Today's the day the bears are having a rave. All around are grumpy bears Sitting there on plastic chairs Hanging out in sullen pairs They just don't dig on dancin' Bears just cannot keep the beat Most of them have two left feet They like fighting and eating meat, And hibernating, lazy fuckers They just don't dig on dancing You can hire the best DJ They won't boogie anyway Bears all reckon dancing's gay. Homophobic hairy fuckers Just don't dig on dancin'. Bears don't dig on dancin' They just don't dig it. Bears don't dig on dancin' Dolphins like autistic kiddies Cats are good for aging biddies Pigeons fly to bring you letters Sheep get shorn to make your sweaters. Camels hump, donkeys haul A seal can catch a rubber ball I've seen monkeys wearing pants But bears think they're too good to dance Motherfuckers don't dig on dancing.