"All rise," crooks walk free They spill their ice-cold drinks on me Violent envy grips each limb I wish I could make speeches like him It feels just like this time last year When we heard fluent English spoken 'round the globe like here So wish I could make speeches Life's silk-lined, unconfined Another year older but I don't mind Home-by-three life for me And all my work's done on the two fourteen You see my job's that sort, work-time short I often leave early and don't get caught But I'd swap the arrangement to have done Just half of what you've done Just to speak like you do in public I've tried it but I just get moved on Turned from I've tried to forge your form While my blue ink's still warm Something I stayed in alone all afternoon and drew Try not to laugh, I meant it to look like you I bravely went three rounds And won myself the princely sum of ten pounds For what some would laughing lose I've kissed some filthy shoes Withstood unhappy burns For low returns But up on a platform I'm ineffective Fluent in English but too selective I've never been there, never been in there Never been in there, I've never been there Been there There No, I never went there Was never sent there Haven't been seen there I've never been there