Bar Exam

歌詞

I got my PhD In heartaches and misery And a B.S. in barstool philosophy You're my inspiration for higher education Now the final test Is right here in front of me I'm takin' a bar exam Under a neon sign I'm gonna graduate When you're off my mind In this honky-tonk school, we've got a hell of a band Drink by drink Takin' a bar exam I know beer, wine, whiskey, and gin Studied every glass and bottle they come in I pass with flyin' colors So how 'bout the others So set 'em up I'm ready to begin I'm taking a bar exam Under a neon sign I'm going to graduate When you're off my mind In this honky-tonk school, we've got a hell of a band Drink by drink I'm takin' a bar exam Taking a bar exam Under a neon sign I'm gonna to graduate When you're off my mind In this honky-tonk school, we've got a hell of a band Drink by drink Takin' a bar exam Drink by drink I'm takin' a bar exam