I tried my hand at poker That old, godless game I was dealt five aces I swear on Peter's name Sooner cheat Death than fool Love Love is not a tower, as the poets say Even the loftiest prison can be escaped I wish I never met you, of that I'm sure I aint any better off than I was before I'll sooner reach Taenarum And into the lower world Steal the Helm of Darkness Than Love another girl Sooner cheat Death than fool Love Love is not a chemical, nor molecular clone I can't remember the last time I felt so alone I'm sick as a dog, still my Love rings true I aint any better off than I was with you Cheat on Death and taxes Cheat the money from wealth But if you try to fool Love You'll only fool yourself