Saw a shark today Ate a man And then just swam away But it wasn't okay No it wasn't okay Saw a snake today Ate another snake Then just squirmed away But it wasn't okay No it wasn't okay Oh oh, no Oh oh, no But it wasn't okay No it wasn't okay Met a star today Looked like flesh and bone And tooth decay But it wasn't okay No it wasn't okay Oh oh, no Oh oh, no But it wasn't okay No it wasn't okay No... No... Not I No... Not me No... No... Not I No... Not me Ate a man today Ate a man And then just walked away But it wasn't okay No it wasn't okay Oh oh, no Oh oh, woah But it wasn't okay No it wasn't okay No it wasn't okay No it wasn't okay