Alimony

歌詞

Without that '57 Cadillac And that mini mansion in a cul-de-sac That 15-gallon Stetson hat That you wear all the time And those real expensive rounds of golf And this diamond you're still payin' off Just know as soon as you get caught They'll all be good as mine And I called that lawyer up in Dallas The one who's livin' in that palace So I know he's good at winnin' If you think there's somethin' that you're missin' And you start steppin' out Only one thing can console me If you're gonna leave me in San Antone Remember the alimony If you like livin' at your mama's house And drinkin' Milwaukee's best on a hand-me-down couch And you're gonna love how this all works out 'Cause it all works out for me What's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine So go on, baby, have a real good time I'll be countin' the dollars, you'll be rollin' the dimes Freedom don't come free 'Cause I called that lawyer up in Dallas The one who's livin' in that palace So I know he's good at winnin' If you think there's somethin' that you're missin' And you start steppin' out Only one thing can console me If you're gonna leave me in San Antone Remember the alimony For richer, not for poorer Well, consider this your spoiler If you think you can't afford her Well, you can't afford me too So if you start steppin' out Only one thing can console me If you're gonna leave me in San Antone Well, remember the alimony You ain't gonna have a row to hoe Go on and do your dog and pony show If you're gonna be a dumbass Honey, I hope you remember the alimony