You’d be a thorn in my side Every doctor would break their scalpel Trying to cut it out I’d spend my time Ruining moments you’d share If they’re not mine Distract them by calling you a liar While someone’s outside popping their tires If I can’t have you, I’ll make sure no one will I’d be beside myself If I can’t have you, I’ll make sure no one will Like a living hell I’d be the pain in their neck Every corner they’d do double takes And look over their shoulder Make them regret Every thought that they’ve had Of being with you You’re both out for a night on the town You get home and the house is burnt down If I can’t have you, I’ll make sure no one will I’d be beside myself If I can’t have you, I’ll make sure no one will Like a living hell Can I give you a ride back home? You can tell me where I went wrong Then I’ll promise you that I would never Let you down again If I can’t have you, I’ll make sure no one will I’d be beside myself If I can’t have you, I’ll make sure no one will Like a living hell If I can’t have you to fill my shoes, I’ll make sure no one will No one will Like a living hell