Dearly beloved we are gathered here today To get through this thing called life, electric word "life" That means forever and that's a mighty long time But I'm here to tell you there's something else, the afterworld A world of never ending happiness You can always see the sun, day or night So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills You know the one, Dr. Everything'll-Be-Alright Instead of asking him how much time you have left Ask him how much of your mind, baby 'Cause in this life things are much harder than in the afterworld In this life you're on your own And if the elevator tries to bring you down Go crazy, punch a higher floor, hey If you don't like the world you're living in Take a look around you, at least you got friends You see I called my old lady for a friendly word She picked up the phone, dropped it on the floor Ah, ah, is all I heard Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? Oh no, let's go Let's go crazy, let's get nuts Let's look for the purple banana Till they put us in the truck, let's go We're all excited, we don't know why Maybe it's 'cause we're all gonna die And when we do, yeah what's it all for? You better live now Before the grim reaper comes knocking on your door Tell me, are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? Oh no, let's go Let's go crazy, let's get nuts Look for the purple banana Till they put us in the truck, let's go C'mon baby, let's get nuts, yeah Are we gonna let the elevator bring us down? Oh no, let's go crazy Let's go crazy Let's go, let's go, let's go Dr. Everything'll-Be-Alright Gonna make everything go wrong Pills and thrills and daffodils will kill Hang tough children He's come He's come He's come Take me away