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Step Right Up

Track byTom Waits

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  • 2001.10.23
  • 5:43
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Step right up Step right up Step right up everyone's a winner bargains galore that's right you too can be the proud owner of the quality goes in before the name goes on one tenth of a dollar one tenth of a dollar we got service after the sale how 'bout perfume we got perfume how 'bout an engagement ring somethin for the little lady somethin for the little lady somethin for the little lady 3 for a dollar We got a year end clearance we got our white sale on a smoke damaged furniture you can drive it away today. act now act now and receive as our gift our gift to you they come in all colors one size fits all no muss, no fuss, no spills you tired of kitchen drudgery everything must go goin outta biz goin outta biz goin outta bizness sale 50% off original retail price skip the middle man don't settle for less how do we do it how do we do it volume! volume! turn up the volume! you've heard it advertised don't hesitate don't be caught with your drawers down don't be caught with your drawers down you just step right up step right up that's right it fillets it chops, it dices, it slices it never stops lasts a lifetime, it mows your lawn and it mows your lawn it picks up the kids from school it gets rid of unwanted facial hair it gets rid of embarassing age spots it delivers the pizza and it lengthens and it strengthens and it finds that slipper that's be at large under the chaise lounge for several weeks and it plays a mean rhythm master it makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar and it's only a dollar step right up it's only a dollar step right up 'cause it forges your signature if not completely satisfied mail back unused portion of product for a complete refund of price of purchase step right up please allow thirty days for delivery don't be fooled by cheap imitations you can live in it live in it laugh in it love in it swim in it sleep in it live in it swim in it laugh in it love in it and it removes embarassing stains from contour sheets that's right and it entertains visiting relatives it turns a sandwich into a banquet tired of being the life of the party change your shorts change your life change your life change into a 9 year old hindu boy get rid of your wife and it walks your dog and it doubles on sax doubles on sax you can jump back jack see ya later alligator see ya later alligator and it steals your car it gets rid of your gambling debts it quits smoking it's a friend, it's a companion it's the only product you will ever need follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing well it takes weights off hips bust thighs chin midriff gives you dandruff and it finds you a job it is a job and it strips the phone company of free tapes and your while exchange and it gives you denture breath and you know it's a friend and it's a companion and it gets rid of your travellers checks it's new, it's improved, it's old fashioned well it takes care of business never needs winding never needs winding never needs winding gets rid of blackheads, heartbreak, and psoriasis Christ, you don't know the meaning of heartbreak buddy c'mon, c'mon. c'mon, c'mon. cause it's effective it's defective it creates household odors it disinfects it's sanitized for your protection it gives you an erection it wins the election why put up with painful corns any longer it's a redeemable coupon no obligation no salesman will visit your home we got a jackpot jackpot jackpot prizes! Prizes! Prizes! All work guaranteed how do we do it? how do we do it? how do we do it? how do we do it? we need your bidness We're going out of business we'll give you the business get on the business end of our going out of business sale Receive our free brochure free brochure read the easy to follow assembly instructions batteries not included send before midnight tomorrow terms available step right up step right up step right up you got it buddy the large print giveth and the small print taketh away step right up you can step right up cause you can step right up c'mon step right up get away from me kid, ya bother me step right up step right up step right up c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon step right up you can step right up c'mon and step right up c'mon step right up

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