...Sup y'all So many guys don't understand What it takes to be a woman But if they knew, then they'd treat you right Or at least good enough for you to stick around... Does it ever seem you're screaming with no voice Does it ever seem you have a thousand options with no choice Does it ever seem you're a doll trapped in a glass house Everyone else is a cat, and you, you are a mouse They don't know what you're capable of, don't know the depth of your love Don't know who you are, don't know how well you drive a car This is a world full of yesses and you should never say no But it is still a good idea to learn to cook and sew You can be anything that you want to be You can reach the deepest depths of the sea Touch the stars, you can dance on bars You can call your best friend Sarah a bitch When you're in your friend Michelle's car 'Cause you are a girl and you're a special individual Also a girl, and special 'Cause you're unique and you're a girl and you are special And you're special, and a girl, and special Everything that you do, everywhere that you go You light up the night sky like a thousand rays of light, or a thousand flakes of snow (snow) You don't know what's inside of you, it could be anything It could be HPV or a wedding ring You've got the right to vote, you've got the right to know Check his texts and emails, anything weird just bail You're a tree to me, you can grow to know When you thought you couldn't, you'll do things for money you never thought you would You can do antyhing you want to do You can fit any dress, you can wear any shoes You can be the president of the United States Or at least the secretary of state 'Cause you are a girl and you're a special individual Also a girl, and special 'Cause you're unique and you're a girl and you are special And you're special, and a girl, and special I would not believe my ears If I heard a thousand tears From one millions deers After drinking three hundred bears Yes I said bears 'Cause deer tears are filled with hunting fears And that's why I need you here It feels like a hundred hugs From fifty ladybugs Each bug gives out two hugs I really enjoy math Their tiny ladybug arms They don't mean any harm Still feels super creepy Insect hugs cause me alarm Seth Weitberg: There's no one more special than you You're my bah, and I'm your boo I'm not sure who is who Are you me too? I love only one girl The special individual Yeah, I'll be there always Girl I'm gonna love you 'til the end of days I'm talking 'bout the total polar reversal coming in 2012 The Mayans were right! (were right!) 'Cause you are a girl and you're a special individual Also a girl, and special 'Cause you're unique and you're a girl and you are special And you're special, and a girl, and special 'Cause you are a girl and you're a special individual (TJ: Yeah, you got the whole world in your hands) Also a girl, and special (TJ: The world is your oyster, and oysters are high in zinc which helps boost your immune system) 'Cause you're unique and you're a girl and you are special (TJ: And they're an aphrodisiac; that's right) And you're special, and a girl, and special (TJ: Try and get married in college)