If I had a needle and thread Tell you what I'd do If I had a needle and thread I'd sew myself to you That's what I'd do I'm tellin' you And if I had some jelly and jam Tell you what I'd do If I had some jelly and jam I'd still be sweet on you That's what I'd do I'm tellin' you But I got no jelly, got no jam I got no needle and thread I don't mind the way I am Long as I have you instead If I had a dog and a cat Tell you what I'd do If I had a dog and a cat I would still pet you That's what I'd do I'm tellin' you Well, I got no jelly, got no jam I got no needle and thread I don't mind the way I am Long as I have you instead And if I had a needle and thread Tell you what I'd do If I had a needle and thread I'd sew myself to you That's what I'd do I'm tellin' you My whole life through I'm tellin' you I'm tellin' you