Beer number 1 Off to the show tonight I'm hanging out with the zombie crew I'm armed with cash And my fake I.D. Standing in line Bugged by beer number 2 After beer number 3 All girls looks so hot Try to make out with some chicks In the parking lot Beer number 4, 5, 6, and 7 Now I'm wasted Feels like I'm gone to heaven Wrecked out of hell Me and the devil gives a fuck Bloody knees And broken elbows That's when I know that I'm struck... by a wreckin' ball Beer number 8, my favorite band is on I bought a t-shirt I want them to sign Diving into the pit On the dance floor While im finishing beer number 9 After Beer number 10 now it's time to go My friend says: "Don't take the car" I say: "Whatever bro" 11 and 12 Of course I can drive Beer 13 Was the last thing I did alive Wrecked out of hell Me and the devil gives a fuck Bloody knees And broken neck That's when I know that I'm Struck... by a wreckin' ball