Elocution

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Hello there, I'm here today to talk about the importance of independent venues I'm also secretly hoping that by agreeing to talk about the importance of independent venues I will then be in a position to move away from playing independent venues I'm no good with elocution To get myself into the institution So I can win some donkey straw Get a frame and put it on my fuckin wall I wish I had the time To be a wanker just like you And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm Just like you Elocution Elocution I wish I had the time To be a wanker just like you And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm Just like you It's a suicide mission To go online and knock the opposition But I don't want no donkey straw Cos I wee'd in the corner near the stable door And I buzz, career tabs death Little one liners Little clever shithouse fivers In the scope that the hands of the shite have took Took to the pegs in the coats where the bones hang up Hey I wish I had the time To be a wanker just like you And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm Just like you I'm no good with elocution I'm no good with elocution I wish I had the time To be a wanker just like you And maybe then, I'd be somewhere lovely and warm Just like